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Post by lukethegeek on Oct 30, 2018 16:48:42 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen I am the Miz aka the most must see CPW superstar and the only A-Lister in this company. Now, at war zone I have a match against, in all honesty the worst cry babies in wrestling history. Well I say that but it’s only two cry babies, the rest are just irrelevant in my eyes. So I’m up against Johnny Gargano, big superstar in the fans eyes, but I see through the disguise, whenever you get a title opportunity you blow it. You do more than is needed and it ultimately ends up costing you the big one. You should take a look at my career. I’ve earned more championships and all I did was have a wife by my side. Candice doesn’t exactly do that much for your career does she? Now the other opponents. The other crybaby, Cody Rhodes. Now this man was randy orton’s bitch quite frankly, then became ‘dashing’ then ‘undashing’ then ‘mustaching’ then you saw the stars and went crazy. In reality you left the company because you wanted world championships and to beat your colleagues. We have Matt riddle, all I know about him is that he loves to say bro, I mean you should team up with Zack Ryder. Hype bros 2.0. Lio Rush, I’ve got to admit a tremendous wrestler. Looks like he learned some ‘cowardly’ tactics from me but he’s so god damm annoying. Then we have somebody by the name of ‘Jay White’ he sounds like a local competitor. Last and certainly least is Marty Scurll. He just breaks fingers. I thought I was crazy. Whist all my competition are meaningless to me at least I will score a few wins in the record books I guess. Miz Out!
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